While we can’t tell you what you do, we’d prefer if you didn’t share them. Not only are they copyrighted books, but we worked our asses off to make them. They’re the same cost as a few Starbuck’s orders, so tell your filthy friends to get their own copies.

Save the PDF to your phone or computer for future reference. Avoid printing as we love the trees as much as we love the birds and the Febreze. But we also promote NOT dropping your phone in the toilet (yep, we have received that email). That’s part of the reason we created a WATERPROOF hardcopy version.