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Bundles - The Cleaning Army Handbook and Laundry Guide (Hard Copies)


We've bundled our two favorite and most popular Handbooks. Together, these hardcopy Handbooks will help you get your act together AND save a buck. ’Cause around here we’re #cheapanddirtybastards.

The Cleaning Army Handbook

Consider this your official draft notice to the #cleaningarmy!  It fits perfectly in your cleaning caddy, is coil-bound for ease of use AND...wait for it.. WATERPROOF. Using a good quality dry-erase or chalkboard marker you can check off your tasks as you work your way through your home.

Includes: Product Guide, Cleaning Recipes, Room by Room Basics, Checklists and More.

Now get to work soldier !

Laundry Guide

Time to Strip...your laundry that is.

Includes: Laundry basics, favorite products, laundry stripping, stain guide, machine maintenance, laundry symbol guide….and how to fold those damn fitted sheets!  

Like the Cleaning Army Handbook, our Laundry Guide is coil-bound and waterproof. It’s perfect for keeping in your laundry room on the counter or shelf for reference. And being waterproof means that when you inevitably drop it in the washer, all is not lost.

Laundry will be your favorite chore before you know it! 


HARD COPY SHIPPING:*Heads up that order fulfillment time is 3-5 business days before shipping, and shipping is typically 7-12 business days within Canada. International customers may experience longer wait times due to customs delays. (4+ weeks in some rare cases!)  Please DOUBLE and TRIPLE check your address. Please include PO Box numbers for rural addresses.